Realidad

Tell me about hormones, about butts with high IQ’s, intellectual midgets, lazy weekends, bed time horror stories, impenetrable hymens, STD stories, moisturizing creams, sex as the fountain of eternal youth (the ultimate myth), naming your private parts as if they’d been baptized, life as ordinary as your derriere, imperfections of the gods, saying I love you only when you don’t mean it, hating the dating scene, fucking only to have something to write about, being unfaithful to your desires… Just don’t tell me reality is overrated.